The Out. Also known as The Danger. The Cold. The Place where Cats get lost. The Place where cats get Turned into Roadkill. The Place where Cats get homeless. The NO FOOD place. The - I could go on all day. I don’t know why cats like going outside.
I guess cats like going outside, for a change. Oliver tells me all about the outside. “The outside contains delicious bugs, grass, and whatever. You won’t get dry kibble outside. Or. . . Fancy Feast. . . Whatever. Anyways. So the outside Meow Meow Meow Meow....”