So in chapter one I told you about another cat. His name is Tiger. Tiger likes to fight Oliver through the glass. Our humans say we are friends but we are not.
When my girl human sees Tiger, she goes out and plays with him. I say, “My Human! My Human! My Human!!!!!” I yowl.
Oliver says she can’t hear us. But I think my girl human does. Sometimes during a fight with Tiger, my girl human comes and scolds us. She sprays Tiger and I with the . . . with the . . . WATER BOTTLE!!! We (All cats in this world.) hate the water bottle. So we stay away.