She sells seashells by the seashore. (say three times fast)
Boogie Baby bumper babies (say three times fast)
If two witches were watching watches which witch would watch which watch?
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish to wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish.
Q. How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A. A woodchuck could chuck, as much as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Q. I have a mouth, but never talk. I have a bed, but I never sleep. I can run, but I can never walk. What am I?
A. A river.
Q. A farmer has to take a chicken, a wolf, and some grain over a river Make sure that the chicken does not eat the grain, and the wolf does not eat the chicken. How does the farmer take all the products over the river without them eating one another?
A. First take the chicken across, then take the grain. Take the chicken back across the river and take the wolf across. Then go back across the river and …
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