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The Misadventures of Oliver and Cooper The Mystery of the Outside Cat Book 1 By The Author Table of Contents Cooper Oliver Cooper Oliver Cooper Oliver Cooper and Oliver Cooper Chapter 1 Hi I’m Cooper. I’m a tabby mix and I’m about two years old in cat years. This is the story of the outside cat. We figured it out but I’m not going to tell you just yet. First let me explain how we came to this home. “MEOW!” We sat in a cage looking at all the tall people bustling by and all of them ignored us. They were looking at the tuxedo cats next to us and adopting them, not us. “Ollie, when are we getting adopted?” I whined. “Can you shhh?” He asked. “Yeah, can you shhh?” The snobby siamese asked. She was getting adopted by a small boy and was very proud of it. “Ta ta!” She said as the boy took her in his arms, walking away. “Good luck getting adopted! I sighed. At this rate, we were never going to get adopted. Soon, the fair was nearly o...
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She sells seashells by the seashore. (say three times fast) Boogie Baby bumper babies (say three times fast) If two witches were watching watches which witch would watch which watch? I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish to wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish. Q. How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. A woodchuck could chuck, as much as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Q. I have a mouth, but never talk. I have a bed, but I never sleep. I can run, but I can never walk. What am I? A. A river. Q. A farmer has to take a chicken, a wolf, and some grain over a river Make sure that the chicken does not eat the grain, and the wolf does not eat the chicken. How does the farmer take all the products over the river without them eating one another? A. First take the chicken across, then take the grain. Take the chicken back across the river and take th...